Atheist Memes

My death cult is better than yours.

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Acquired from r/HermanCainAward on 7 November 2021.

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We'll see what happens in 2025, of course.

If God must be omniscient, God doesn't exist

• Atmospheric rivers are shifting poleward, reshaping global weather patterns

Doctor's had no explanation other than the discharge papers, can I get a hell yeah

Back in the same ol' place again. Let's see how we do with the second go 'round.

Referencing Judges 1:19 - “And the Lord was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.”

This cartoon has six panels. All of the panels take place in a blue sky with fluffy white clouds. PANEL 1 A human man, with a beard and a flannel shirt, is standing on a cloud, looking up at God, who is on another, higher cloud. (And is also much larger physically than the human guy). God is drawn in the traditional way: He has a thick white beard and is wearing white robes, and there’s a halo behind His head. God is grinning and spreading His hands wide in a welcoming manner. GOD: Hi there, I’m God! Good news! Because I’m so infinitely loving, good and merciful, you get to go to Heaven! MAN: Okay! PANEL 2 A close up of God, who as Nadine draws Him has very pretty eyes. He is smiling and pressing his palms together and looking in the direction of the off-panel human. GOD: But if you don’t love me, I’ll throw you into a lake of burning sulfur where you’ll be tormented day and night forever! PANEL 3 God smiles down beatifically at the human, who has raised a finger to make a point. MAN: But… That’s horrible! And it doesn’t make sense! A good god wouldn’t torture people forever! PANEL 4 A close up of God, with a wailing expression, as He presses the back of His hand to His forehead. He is dissolving into ash, and has already disappeared from the upper chest down. GOD: Gasp! By pointing out a paradox you’ve defeated me! Now I must turn into ash and die like in that Marvel movie! PANEL 5 Nothing is left of God but a pyramid-shaped pile of black ash (the ash pile has a halo behind it). In the foreground, the human has mildly surprised body language, and is rubbing the back of his neck with one hand. MAN: Um… PANEL 6 God, a merry expression on his face, has reappeared whole on His cloud. He’s crouching down and pointing at the human. Lightning shoots out of God’s finger, engulfing the human and instantly turning the human into a black, charred, and surprised looking skeleton. GOD: I’m kidding! Have fun suffering in the abyss forever, loser! Hah hah!

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“I’m the man of God here”. How far up your own ass do you have to be to say something like this

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I do not go to church anymore… I guess you might say I’ve come around to secular humanism, an obligation I believe all humans have to others and the world we live in.

I’m doing it out of the goodness of my heart

Sorry, I know this isn’t quite a meme, but I had to turn around and take a photo when I drove by and I wanted to share.