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Leopardy!
A lighthouse
Because proper tea is theft!
Guilty of resisting a-rest.
He was immediately disqualified.
It’s impossible to put down
Huge waist.
It's sweeping the nation.
A labra-cadabra-dor.
but then it grew on me.
A teacher says, "Spit out your gum." A train says, "Chew, chew, chew."
If it floats, buoyant.
Then it struck me.
Jesuszilla.
I saw it in the zoo a few years back.
LMNOP
I told him it was a waist of time.
But it never took off
One, but it really has to want to change.
You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel.
The evening mews.
Fsh
Atoms make up everything.
An Organist
… and American when you come out, what are you while you're in the bathroom?
BooBees
They use sheet music.
They moved in different circles.
No one knows the cure.
It's okay, though. Pride goeth before the fall.
Because they don't have windows.
No? Well, keep an eye out for a Poof Daddy show in your town
She whispered, "they're right behind you."
Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bath tub I'm dwouning!
Now I can't find him
I said, "who, Ra?"
"Look at the board and I will go through it again."
Tippy Hedren
They were all trick questions.
If the sign says "Deer 5 miles ahead," do the deer know it?
I keep having to remove all sorts of
I think you mean Matrimony and Cheese!
It was just a stage he was going through.
It was a big hit.
Cuatro sinko.
He says he can’t. I’m so bummed.
Joke, joke, jooooooooooke.
The Captain’s log
They’ll just wash up on shore later.
Because they just love to arrrrrrrgue!
Tony
So they can hide in cherry trees.
Just swim across–the crocodiles are still at the meeting.
I said that’s ok, Doc, I prune up after just a few hours.
My dog said, they’re lying I don’t even have a bike!
Mississippi.
but they couldn’t start because someone was missing. Who was it?
Carson.
It’s four good caws!
cross-posted from: slrpnk.net/post/13365174
Open the door, remove the elephant, put the giraffe in the fridge, then close the door.
Open the door, put the elephant into the refrigerator, and close the door.
He’s a sail ant
Paranormal pants.
Five Guys.
cross-posted from: lemm.ee/post/42084543
That’s against the GDPuRr.
Apparently he only does odd jobs.
He had a lot of sick beets.
…will it take three tries to get their coffin in the ground?
It’s a Faux Pa
Strum-boli.
cross-posted from: lemmy.world/post/19436480
It’s okay, though. They told me to reapply every few hours.
Make-up and KISS!