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thats food forethought.
The news really came out of the purple
I have mine in a dadabase.
I heard it was going to be a light brunch.
It's non-friction.
You don't want the answer, trust me.With an itheberg.
An oopsie-daisy! 🌼
Season 1 / Episode 1
He decided to try out for the 'Limpics.
Sneakers
It was about a week back.
A Beat.
As soon as the guests run out of seconds.
Because I'm 32, so it was my thirty second birthday.
Moo-ons
She said it was carrion.
Such posers!
Philippe Philoppe
But no pun in ten did.
I just couldn't concentrate.
I could really see myself working there.
It overswept.
Don't ask meow.
We're trying to decide between Claire Annette and Amanda Lynn.
It's 6:30 hands down.
Police have confirmed there will be no congestion for eight hours.
Because of the pastryarchy.
Chew story
WHO let the dogs out.
it was in... (click to reveal the answer)Oui-Ville 😎
It was the bear minimum.
Le Tex
Unfortunately, the soul is a green 2016 Kia from his dealership.
One byte at a time
Yeah, a 110 years after.
Cross-posted from "Meanwhile..." by @kersploosh@sh.itjust.works in !funny@sh.itjust.works
The crews of both ships were marooned.
One pun in ten did.
Nobody knows The Cure.
I mean, fathers have Father's Day, while mothers have Mother's Day and Labour Day.
They're never gonna be able to live up to their dads' sense of style. 😔
... you are ranch dressing.
Most humans don't have any giraffes in their necks at all!
He turned himself around.
It’s breathtaking
Because he is Napoleon bone-a-part....
Because they're mother falcon birds!
There could be a salad dressing!
Don't do that
::: spoiler pun Zero, we use dollars in the USA :::
I mean, I would. Every year, all the time.
"Drool." It rolls off the tongue.
Sure he can!
Terminally online.
It's called Knockers.
cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/35289568
To prism. It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/35041212
Yeah, why only garbeige?
I hear it’s quite reactive
Because I'm feeling like a Newman!
They’re currently looking into it.
Why are all numbers and letters afraid of O?
cross-posted from: https://infosec.pub/post/25404788
Because he was after her dough.
She's really adamant that I avoid trans fats.
Now I'm scared the bookie-man is going to get me.
When we got it home it made a bolt for the door.
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