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I PROBABLY SHOULD'VE LOOKED UP THE QUOTE WHEN I MADE THIS, BUT I AM FUCKIN' DISORGANIZED AS SHIT AND WAS BUSY SUPLEXING A SAHUAGIN WEARING A BOLO TIE WHEN I SHOULD HAVE BEEN PROOFREADING FOR ACCURACY! YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WAS WEARING THE BOLO TIE, YOU OR THE SAHUAGIN? ANSWER: YES!

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We were forced online for this session and during the classic "Wait, I can't move my token" "Here, let me sort this out for you" moment, I realized I had control of... a torch.

This is probably quite old, but it's new to me.

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The goblin was killed. With great prejudice.

What the Dragonmarked Houses Study

But what if one of these sidequests has a good reward?

As long as I'm enjoying myself it's not a bad thing, right?

𝕳𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝖞𝖊, 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝖞𝖊! Tales From the Tables is back with episode 47: Homecoming, part 1! Our intrepid misadventurers finally make their way back home to Waterdeep. Whew... should you wish a refresher on the whole series, you can always find it here 😊

When the Bard has a whole excel database of insults

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/24614674

It's not easy, having a divine mission.

(totally understand if this gets deleted 'cause politics)

I mean, what better name for a n'er-do-well with a heart (and possibly other parts of his anatomy) of gold? 😁

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/24330341

Good news, it was only Power Word Pain so. That was nice.

Konsi doesn't make the rules, she's gotta use those slots.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/23783662

Tales From the Tables is back with episode 46: A Thrice Blessed Return.

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Under some circumstances, if you throw a D8 and then a D12 at an enemy, thanks to the D8's greater pointiness you actually have to roll a D12 and D8 respectively to determine damage.

Merry Christmas @rpgmemes

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Everytime the same question@rpgmemes

Find a DM who canndo both@rpgmemes

When you do an online campaign@rpgmemes

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The chronurgy wizard in our group met a former research partner of his, who had gone mad after seeing both the beginning and end of time. He offered to share this knowledge with the wizard if he killed the rest of us. The session ended there though since wizard needed to leave.

Hear ye, hear ye! Tales From the Tables is back with episode 45: You Must Live On!

All these people make references to pop stuff with their characters, exasperating their DM. Not good enough. My plan is to make the *DM* accidentally make a pop culture reference.

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22034766