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Sharks are smooth

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A simple slide

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Beam this into ever humans head please

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Arnulf

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Soy milk

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Please leave at least three comments so I don't have to see the horrors in my inbox

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"his grave is annually shot by local police"

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Cackles in amazing

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You summon it by chanting and fire, right?

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The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now.

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Fixable

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Revolugeddon

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Seems about right

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This is going to be the new way I describe places

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This is what happens when you privatise an entire industry

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Still a better story than Starlight Express

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Starting to think this might be less than serious

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Everyone should have a friend like tumblr

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Evidence that google is actually intelligent

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The highest honour

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Elvis is back

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When all you have is a hammer...

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Tumblr post by lindleland "When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, I am stuck. please call the emergency services.

transcriptTumblr post by lindleland "When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, I am stuck. please call the emergency services.

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Happy Balloons

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epic doge moment

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Resolving a disagreement

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Do you know how long I have been waiting for this exact date to post this?

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Well, okay then.

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Old Money

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Same

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YoushouldabsolutelydothatandnoIamnotacat

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Cystic Fibrosis Treatment Hope

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Joy is Resistance

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First person to properly explain it gets a trophy

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On a completely and utterly unrelated note, this is one of the MANY reasons tumblr remains the #1 social media site in the world

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Much thank

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In this, as in all things, context is king

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Generational Divide

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Unsettling Threats

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I Absolutely Did Not. Have. Sex. With That Man. Mr. Elmo.

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It's either this or swasticar, gonna have to cope fuckos

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Justified

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Being cancelled usually does it

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Don't disappoint them

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Dodge this fucking ball for the love of god

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The call is sat outside your house in an unmarked van like the FBI listening to the mob

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This is a weird combination, right? It's not just me?

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And that's when I killed him, your honour

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Seems tame now a days

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P R E C I O U S

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Accurate

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That's just rude

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The Klingon Therapist

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Ancient Aliens ass theory

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Dude, check it out

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Get Theseus'd

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IT RATTLES MY BONES

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[META] Tumblr to join fediverse

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Cross-posted from "Tumblr to join fediverse" by @mesamunefire@lemmy.world in !fediverse@lemmy.world

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That took an odd turn

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You dumb bitch

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So relatable

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Not normally a fan of "My Identity is (xxx)" jokes, but come on.......

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Duckin' Hell (2 of 2)

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Duckin' Hell (1 of 2)

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I understand why people say they are tired of remakes

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Isn't that the guy from West Side Story?

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A work of art

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You can only DREAM of a legacy like this

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At least a reasonable explanation as to why the press have it out for Starmer

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A warning to those who say "Woman! Make me a sandwich!"

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The punchline 1100 days in the making

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Personally I think she solved perpetual motion and posted the blue-prints

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Classic

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Covid was a trip

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Because you're lions

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If you didn't know what was coming you don't pay enough attention

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No. I would not.

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As the owner of a void, I can confirm

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1997 was a very good year

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Snow. Group encounter. Pub. AGM. Staff Outing. Customer meeting. Any social interaction. Real life. Feel free to add your own.

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I feel I say this a lot, but I have SEW many questions

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Milkshake

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Post from @writing-post-s, reading "She hadn't made a milkshake in years for fear that they would return.. She starts the blender reluctantly.. In the distance, screams.. The boys had returned. They were. coming to her yard."
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Announcements

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How else you gonna celebrate?

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Brutal

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Life in a nutshell

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Surprise

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Tumblr discusses at-home mental health management.

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Post by thememedaddy. Contents are a screenshot of twitter user @House_Feminist saying "Leaving house: good for depression, bad for anxiety. Staying at house: good for anxiety, bad for depression." random-jot reblogs, adding "Standing directly in the doorway to achieve peak mental health." disgruntled-foreign-patriarch reblogs to say "Hence the invention of the porch."
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I did quickly check before I posted this. Because it would have been very unfortunate timing if I was wrong

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The tweet is nearly four years old, but I did check today because WOW would I have felt bad.

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Canada too. Alberta, anyway.

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Retro gamers of temperature

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Superman's Disguise

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Danny Trejo is a hero

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Salute our heroes

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YOU CAN LITERALLY PICTURE HER FACE WHILE SHE SAYS IT!

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Psychowhackadoodlenutjoblunaticfreaks. And you know it.

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There's a link in the post that is horrifying and yet somehow hilarious.

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Blood! Nothing but blood!

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NEVER FORGET (until 2024, then who gives a crap)

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I want to say the poster was being sarcastic, but I am pretty sure most people will have forgotten why the Emmys were delayed in 2001 by now.

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Most people claim their art is unique, but this guy really has a point

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I can honestly recommend the site

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My new headcanon

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While he's having a smoke and she's taking a... claw?

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My spirit animal

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