Manufacturers Giving Robot Vacuums Arms, to Better Attack Humans During the Machine Uprising

Manufacturers Giving Robot Vacuums Arms, to Better Attack Humans During the Machine Uprising
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Robotics companies have found a new and creative way to get consumers to shell out for a new robot vacuum: equipping them with a robotic arm that can pick up after your lazy ass.

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So we are finally progressing towards a Series 4000 with groinal attachment, i.e. Kryten!

Just Skutters at the moment really

And a food dispenser with a lisp.

i will name mine Francis if it has clamps...

First command, ā€œ hey yo Frankie babyyy, get ovah he-ya!ā€

Battle bots on the cheap.

I'm gonna teach mine to slap unhealthy food out from my hand

Now I'm imagining a Roomba with 9mm pointing at me.