My favorite jokes

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My favorite jokes

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I'd correct your pronunciation but that's putting Descarte before the horse; you'd have to switch your brain into a higher Goethe understand.

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I wish I could name any German philosopher, but I Kant.

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The pronunciation typical of the country makes it clear what a fucking Kant the usual philosopher from Germany is.

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I'm afraid I Kant give you good Marx for such bad jokes. They just Arendt good enough to waste my Lessing time on them.

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If anyone is able to do a good pun on Schopenhauer, they deserve an award.

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Maybe, โ€œwhat was the philosopher doing for 60 minutes in the mall?โ€

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Hey Jim what did you on lunch?
Oh just and Schopenhauer at the mall?

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I'm pretty booked up, but I'll work on it if I have a scarce open hour later.

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Well schoppen means clubs in Dutch, so if you met actor Rutger Hauer in a club, you'd have a Schopenhauer

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You want your humour served up on a plato?

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You Kant ever be one to Plato the crowd. Foucault the haters.

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For good bladder health, practice your Hegel exercises.

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I am partial to the Greek name pronunciation. Testicles!

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Bill & Ted already made it so that Iโ€™ll never pronounce Socrates correctly ever.

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Fwiw, the correct pronunciation is approx. "neats-sheh".

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If someone critizises you for that, fuck em, just Feuerbach.

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โ€œCamus can do, but Sartre is smartre.โ€

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this made me forgot how to pronounce "niche"

it's like it made me expel all the langauge out of my brain temporarily

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We love them Socrate more please!

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