Tim Walz Debating Chatbot Trained Entirely On Your Uncle's Social Media Feeds In Preparation For Vance Debate

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I got to “Your Uncle” and had to check the com.

Walz needs to walkout to The Remedy -Puscifer. Then he needs to stare down Vance. No shaking hands. No talking. Walk to the middle and stare into his eyeliner eyes.

That's adorable!

this is the kind of boxing i would watch ;p

Damn damn damn. That's wtf is wrong with his face. Cheese and rice, I could never put a lock on it. That's it to a tee. Thank you for that observation. Fucking eyeliner. Nailed it. Cheers, bud.

He wouldn’t want you to see the true horror of his tiny, beady little pig eyes.

Have aids wheel out a small futon into the front row and Jammy Dodger Vance won't be able to keep his composure.

I'm not going to lie, I thought it was going to describe Vance as the AI. I mean he's not as much of a robot as Zuckerberg. He's really more of an extraterrestrial crossed with an abstract concept, which learned about humanity from 50 year old magazines, trying with great difficulty to fit in a human-shaped and ill-fitting suit.

If that's true, then at least it doesn't take him as much Vaseline to get into the suit as Ted Cruz does.